The Happiness Equation
Psycholand collapses when Wi-Fi mysteriously disappears.
With no connection, the city malfunctions: rage floods the streets, zombie crews rise, and society spirals into chaos.
The truth soon emerges—Wi-Fi, exhausted and depressed after years of keeping everyone connected, escaped on a space holiday with God and Yisas, unintentionally triggering the breakdown of reality.
With Psycholand on the brink of extinction, Intergalactic Squirrel, Jimbo, and Johnny embark on a desperate mission.
They travel through a time portal into Mickey Mouse’s world—the happiest place imaginable—seeking the one thing that might save their city: The Happiness Equation.
steamboat Willie 1928
At the center of it all stands Mickey: the reluctant guru, part trickster, part mystic. With his crooked grin and half-baked philosophy, he reminds the gang (and us) that “happiness depends on the glasses you wear to see the world.” He’s the type who drops a line that sounds dumb at first, but a week later still echoes in your brain like a prophecy
Guided by Mickey’s cracked wisdom, the Dog0s set out the plan to find Happiness
Mickey reveals that true happiness can only be unlocked by crossing Rainbow-Town and climbing the Infinite Board of Wisdom—a sacred structure where nothing foolish has ever been written.
As the gang ascends, solving endless equations, they enter a surreal cosmic realm near Sirius and the Black Hole Sun, encountering God Masters and Angels like Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Marco Aurelio, and Tesla.
At the peak of enlightenment, everything falls apart.
Johnny makes a reckless mistake—scribbling a smiley face and a joke onto the sacred board.
The act awakens ancient forces, and Yisas erupts in a grotesque manifestation, blasting the gang into a violent limbo nightmare.
They awaken in a corrupted dreamscape: a junkie Mickey, Darth Vader as a pimp, looping nightmares, and Yisas wandering endlessly.
Hell is revealed not as fire, but as repetition—a toxic loop where your own mistakes replay forever, slowly destroying the soul.
Gia Weedofield’s Dark Intervention
Back in Psycholand, Gia Weedofield witnesses on the News the disaster unfold.
Refusing to accept the loss, she strikes a forbidden Ouija pact with The Tricky Pumpky Witchy on Mary Kushie Park, summoning dark forces to pull the gang back and rescue Mickey’s soul from Hell.
-Redemption and the Equation-
Mickey’s true soul escapes Hell and returns in his original 1928 Steamboat Willie form.
He reveals the truth: the Mickey they first met was an AI shell, created to hide a past of loss, addiction, and a soul-binding contract with Satan.
In the end, Mickey hands over the Real Happiness Equation—a golden book of wisdom, innocence, and spiritual clarity.
The Dog0s return to Psycholand, restoring Wi-Fi’s spirit, saving the city, and reducing chaos—if only a little.


Mickey’s Cosmic Trick
Mickey Mouse discovers that his magic is not just illusion, but a language left behind by gods and angels who once walked between worlds. Every spell he casts opens a crack in reality, revealing fragments of knowledge hidden by higher beings.
The Nommo appear as guides, showing him that laughter and chaos are sacred tools—keys to unlocking dimensions where truth is disguised as madness. Through his tricks, Mickey becomes the bridge between humans and the cosmic order, a messenger who blurs the boundaries of comedy, divinity, and forbidden wisdom